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Joke of the Day
"(Late Joke) Islamic State: People who are currently in Cuba, You are all in Fidel's. . Sorry."
Next Joke
"I decided today that I want to have kids I hope they taste good"
"I start a new job in Seoul next week... ...I thought it might be a good Korea move."
"I just got kicked out of karaoke night for singing ""Danger Zone"" six times in a row... ...they told me I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts"
"Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar? Because he was Aminor"
"I love to hold my wife's hand when we are out. If I let go, she shops."
"Who's killed more natives than General Custer? Jack Daniels"
"Why does China have such a large population??? Because their condoms were Made in China."
"Knock Knock Who's there? To To who? To *whom.*"
"What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade? They were my friends. :("