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Joke of the Day
"if my mother-in-law was an actress, she'd be the star of The Cunt for Red October."
Next Joke
"Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!! Maby a cross-post to math is in order."
"Nothing like working out to make you feel like you deserve that burger and fries."
"My roommate said he was going to quite masterbating I asked how that was going. He said, ""I don't know man I just haven't been feeling myself."""
"Yo mommas so fat. She stood on the scales and the number displayed was above average."
"C'mon, dude. Man up and ask her if she likes me."
"My dream car is just Shaq dressed like a fireman carrying me everywhere like he just rescued me from a burning building"
"One of the greatest gifts my kids have given me is my high tolerance for alcohol."
"I organized a threesome the other day. A couple of people didn't show, but I still had fun."
"Pi-ku Math is fun When Mixed with some pie"