63561
Joke of the Day
"I want to tell a chemistry joke... But all the good ones argon."
Next Joke
"Prostitutes in Amsterdam are very demanding... The last one I went with made me wash my Old Man in the sink! Can't even remember why I took Dad in the first place."
"Dyslexic, you say? How do you spell that?"
"An old Jewish man won the lottery, and decided to donate half of it to the nazi party. ""Fair is fair,"" he said. ""They gave me the winning numbers."""
"It's black, and when it falls out of a tree your piano breaks. Your piano."
"You know it wasn't always called club penguin. The original name was club seals, not sure why they changed it."
"Reddit is really a green community Consisting all the recycled content on here."
"What's the difference between an apple? A bike because a vest has no sleeves."
"How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know, but it's at least 6, because my basement is still dark!!"
"My boss just told me that I'm doing the work of three men... Moe, Larry and Curly"