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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear Trump announce he's doing one more season of Apprentice? Winner gets to be V.P."
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"Anti-humor Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks."
"Where do I see myself in 5 years? May 2019. Next question."
"What do you call a gangster Hobbit? Yolo Swaggins"
"I met my wife in Tinder. It was awkward. I didn't know she used it, too."
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A stego-sore-ass"
"What's 14 inches long and makes women scream at night? Crib death."
"A nun wakes up late for church.... She runs out after quickly getting dressed, and asks a small boy, ""Is mass out?"" He replies, ""No but your hat's on crooked."""
"Ten: Number of fingers children have. Twenty-six: Number of fingers children have when you try to put gloves on them."
"A man walks into a bar. He goes ""I really shouldn't be walking through a building site"" and leaves."