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Joke of the Day
"Date: So, what are you passionate about? Me: Haha, have you heard of gravy?"
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"What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut."
"What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Michael Phelps CAN finish a race!"
"I don't support gun rights... I like my killing to be more personal than that."
"What did the black guy get on his SATs? Barbecue Sauce"
"Joke I told my one-eyed coworker today: Me: What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye? Him: I give up Me: A terrorst"
"What does priest stand for Paedophile representative in every small town"
"I'm a real Renaissance Woman (riddled with plague)"
"Why are Aspirins and Paracetamol white? Well, you want them to work, don't you?"
"What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common? Those who practice them don't want any beef with people."