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Joke of the Day

"For the past month I have woken up to find hundreds of flowers with no heads all over my doorstep, garden and drive. I think I'm being stalked."

"What Do Ghosts Like To Stare At? BooBees."

"Justin Bieber just compared himself to Kurt Cobain. When Kurt Cobain finds out, he's totally going to kill himself."

"If only we had more money for mosquito nets in Africa... think of all the mosquitoes we could save from dying needlessly of AIDS."

"An Idiot boy held his breath for as long as he could. after about two minutes the boy fainted."

"Speechless This message has no content."

"60% of all secretaries can type... The other 40% are huntn' peckers."

"Story of Dave There was one a man named Dave. Who kept a dead whore in a cave. He said, 'ah, what the hell, I'll get used to the smell'. 'And think of the money I'll save'."

"I AM NOT REALLY YELLING AT YOU I JUST GOT USED TO TALKING TO MY TEENAGER WHO ALWAYS HAS HEADPHONES IN"

"Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle? There are too many cheetahs."