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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst part of locking your keys in the car at an abortion clinic? Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger."

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He needed a pencil to work it out."

"The difference between me and Bill Gates is ""th"". He makes tens of millions of dollars per year. I make tenths of millions of dollars per year."

"Why did the horse fail German? Because he could only say, ""neighn!"""

"If a glow worm were to have its tail cut off ... ... would it be de-lighted?"

"Confucious say... Confucious say a boy who goes to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand."

"What is the most dishonest fish in the ocean? A lionfish"

"With the rape allegations against Cosby... I guess we know what he meant by pudding pops. (I just made this up. Sorry if it's been posted.)"

"What do you call a lock with low self-confidence? Insecure."

"Two wrongs don't make a right. But 3 lefts do."