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Joke of the Day
"Jokes about the handicapped aren't funny. They're lame."
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"Jurassic Park- making you afraid of vibrating water since '93."
"A Conversation Between Countries Britain: we pulled the dumbest political shit this year America: *uuurp* hold my beer"
"Ok, I'll admit it, my choice of words is sometimes influenced by which ones I think I can spell correctly."
"What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer? Ask the NSA for a backup."
"What was the best thing before sliced bread?"
"My blind friend complained I was putting things in his way... He'll get over it."
"Word on the streets is.... ""LOADING ONLY"""
"What do anal sex and vegetables have in common? You enjoy both more as an adult if they aren't forced on you as a child."
"Why is Patrick so dumb? He's living under a rock."