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Joke of the Day
"I got a haircut recently. I thought it was too short at first, but it's started to grow on me."
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"Titties on a hook [NSFW] click bait"
"""Son do you know how to tell if a pineapple is ripe?"" *throws pineapple against grocery store wall* ""Ah nuts that was a good one."""
"My neighbors listens to awesome music whether they like it or not."
"Unscramble: pnise If you got spine, you are correct. The rest of you have been on twitter too long."
"I can't get into Breaking Bad because I have trouble remembering all the little facts. For example: the name of Walter's boss at the car wash. I just need to stop getting Bogdan in the details."
"What is a Cannibal? Someone who is fed up with people."
"The elephant asked the camel: ""Why do you have your breasts on your back?"" The camel, clearly irritated, replies: ""What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face."""
"Sometimes I wish you could ask the pharmacist to ""make it a double""."
"Where does Google and Apple get their weather information? The Cloud."