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Joke of the Day
"It's been a tough year for gluten farmers."
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"How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator? Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door."
"Fried potatoes Mashed potatoes Baked potatoes Twice baked potatoes Potato chips -if Bubba grew up on a potato farm instead of a shrimp boat"
"Why do husbands typically die before their wives? They want to."
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"/r/jokes wins Friend of the Planet award! for 95.002% of recylced content."
"It's difficult being a dyslexic agnostic I'm never quite sure whether or not there's a dog"
"My dog really needs to learn how to drive a stick because what good is fetching one bottle of vodka."
"Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible? Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court."
"A day after the Blagojevich verdict and a radical stylist announces plans to build a hair salon two blocks from the courthouse. Disgraceful."