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Joke of the Day

"A man is talking to his friend who has recently been diagnosed with cancer Not knowing what to say he awkwardly asks him ""how's the cancer?"" He replies ""I dunno it's kinda growing on me"""

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"Trainer: ""ok, lets warm up 1st....wait, where are you going!?"" Me: ""tanning bed"""
"I painted my computer black so it would run faster but now it doesn't work."
"""This custard-filled donut will be bought... by a murderer!"" -The Eclairvoyant"
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"I tried to catch some fog the other day... Mist."
"Girls are like blackjack... Girls are like blackjack... I'm trying to go for 21 but I always hit on 14."
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"What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box? Corpell tunnel syndrome"