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Joke of the Day

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number. You've probably never heard of it."

"God and the devil were arguing with each other... ... God says to him ""I've had it! I'm taking you to court."" The devil says back ""yeah? Well where are you going to get a lawyer?"""

"NORTH CAROLINA:We believe in family values. ME:Like Disney movies? NC:Exactly. ME:Like Mulan, where a cross dresser saves China? NC:..."

"Why are there no American flags at the DNC? Because the delegates were standing on them."

"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's That's because she changes it more often."

"I ran into my ex husband the other day. I could have sworn the light was green."

"Dear girls who take a picture in slutty clothing and glasses & label the caption ""Geek lol"" You're not a geek, you're a whore who found glasses"

"What's white on bottom and black on top? Rape."

"Why does camping never get boring? Because it's in tents."

"What was the precursor to USB? USA"