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Joke of the Day

"I got a job with the Postal Service So I could tell people I'm a mail escort."

"What gets bigger every time I see my wife. My wife."

"So I gave a Friar a joint.... He's a High Priest now..."

"Beth on Facebook ""Can't believe its Monday again already""... if only there were some way for her to calculate the order in which days occur."

"What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!"

"I was going to organize a space-themed birthday party for my son... ...but I couldn't planet."

"What's a Hater, Homophobe, Racist, Bigot, and Sexist? Any conservative winning an argument with a liberal, Democrat or 'progressive'."

"Can Norwegians make a documentary about anything other than the Kon Tiki?"

"They made a TV series about 9/11 But it didn't get past the pilot"

"When you drop the beet... ...everybody's going to turnip"