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Joke of the Day

"I was going to get my certification to be an official Life Coach!... ...but I just never really got around to it."

"Why can't people with ocd go poop? Because they're anal retentive!"

"[Pun] There's something about the sky... There was a man in an airplane and he had just over dosed on alcohol, one could say he really was HIGH -<>~<>- ^those are what I call 'pun glasses'"

"yo mama is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said Levis."

"My office password's been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat."

"What do you feel when there's no more coffee? Depresso."

"If a bear is chasing you, don't run. Be very still and tweet about it because you're about to die."

"Reddit, here's a tasteless joke I recently heard from a bum who goes by the name, ""Joke Man"" What do you call two gay guys named Bob? Oral Roberts!"

"I just pimped my car. Now it has extra whorespower."

"If there was ever a great name for a male only massage parlor it would be: The Massaganist."