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Joke of the Day

"I was lucky enough to meet and have an excellent conversation with the worlds leading brain surgeon. Best cab ride ever."

"To err is human, to eh is Canadian."

"Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers? It's a shifty business."

"Did you hear about the 3 car pileup in Tijuana? 28 people died"

"Come on, Grandma! Thank goodness for commas."

"Did you know that human meat preserves really well? It is because it is can-able."

"There's a spoiler in the description. There's a spoiler in the title."

"4 gay guys walk into a bar... They find that there is only one barstool, the ponder for a second, until one says, ""why don't we just flip it over?"" (Sorry if its a repost)"

"Wife to her Husband Wife to her husband: ""I told you I'll be back in five minutes, so why you are calling me every half an hour?"""

"*glamorously folds laundry *seductively wipes off countertops *slowly bends over to pick up toys *sexily trips over the cat..."