61759
Joke of the Day
"I was going to say a gay joke... butt fuck it."
Next Joke
"What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ? Black mail !"
"Went to my uncle's funeral today open bar pretty good food but my uncle was dead 3/5 stars"
"Talking shoes What did the shoes say to the capri pants? ""What's up britches!"" What did the shoes say to the black underpants? ""Whassup my knickers?"""
"Werner Heisenberg's epitaph: Here lies Heisenberg. ^^^?"
"There's a party in the garden so lettuce turnip the beet"
"How do you know Google is a male? Because it knows everything."
"Hit me baby, one more time. Chris Brown should date Britney Spears."
"Why I Consider Myself A Jokester Jokes are much more acceptable in society than moles."
"If you come up to my bedroom door and find a sock on the knob it means I'm having sex ... Probably with the other sock."