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Joke of the Day

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One deer turns to the other and says ""Man, I cant believe i blew 30 bucks in there"""

"What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone? a Snapping Turtle"

"(guy glaring at me because he wants to use the stationary bike) *adds 72 hours to cardio workout*"

"How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? He didn't wrap his Whopper"

"Women who are short are called ""petite."" What are short men called? Friends."

"My wife told me she accidentally swapped the KY Jelly and the window putty No wonder the windows kept falling out!"

"I'm going to be filing a complaint with the shampoo company... My girlfriend recently dumped me and this ""No Tears"" stuff isn't working at all."

"My grandma is very conservative. It would break her heart if she knew I was bi -partisan."

"If you're looking for a relationship, become a roofer. You're bound to find hot shingles in your area"

"What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia? Games."