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Joke of the Day

"Ok, Surgeon General, alcohol is bad for pregnant women. The warning label might be more effective stating alcohol causes pregnant women."

"Does anyone know any herbal remedies for worthlessness?"

"My wife caught me cheating last night and i feel so ashamed and full of regret. She's never going to play monopoly with me again!"

"Chicago's a dangerous place. Last time I visited I stole two cars and a lady's purse."

"Scroll no further, as it only get worse from here..."

"Why do Scotsman wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away."

"Snake: *hissssssssss* Feminist snake: \*herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr\*"

"Never judge a man 'till you've driven a mile with his wife."

"I just posted ""How do I find answers using Google.com?"" on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero."

"When is 100 less than 99? On a microwave."