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Joke of the Day
"If you were born in Poland and are now taking a piss in England, what are you? European"
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"What video game would Adolf Hitler play? Mein Kraft."
"My friends all say I'm extremely condescending... ...that means I talk down to people."
"Doctor these pills you gave me for BO... What's wrong with them? They keep slipping out from under my arms!"
"The Three Laws of Secure Computing 1) Don't buy a computer. 2) If you do buy a computer don't plug it in. 3) If you do plug it in sell it and return to step 1."
"What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date? He wax off"
"If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in."
"Glue is weird it's all like hey I want to stick these pieces of paper together wait I have an idea hand me that dead horse"
"There is no I in Team, but there's always one big A... if you know what I mean."
"Did you hear they're republishing that Simple Mathematics study guide? It's the revised edition. (Revise Addition)"