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Joke of the Day

"Are you tired of greasy pots and pans? Stubborn kitchen stains? Messy sponges and sprays? Me too. I wish the sun would devour the earth."

"""Do you have anything with 3-5 pounds of rhinestones on the ass?"" Upper-middle class ladies shopping for jeans"

"I bet snowmen think it's weird that the ground is completely covered in their skin."

"Dear Californians- Quit telling everyone there's a drought. The ocean is right there. You're just lazy."

"US Naval Communications"

"why do jewish men get circumcisions? because jewish women wont touch anything that isn't 10% off..."

"How do ghosts become friends? They bond over boos. I made this up while sleep-deprived last night. I am sorry."

"Why did the kid run across the freeway? To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts."

"With the banning of the Confederate flag in America... We are going through a period of erase-ism."

"What Is the Difference Between a ISIS Training Camp and a Iraqi School? Can't Tell the Fucking Difference, I just fly the drone."