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Joke of the Day

"What Is the Difference Between a ISIS Training Camp and a Iraqi School? Can't Tell the Fucking Difference, I just fly the drone."

"Last week a 13-year-old girl became the youngest female to climb Mount Everest. She didn't mean to. She was just texting her friend and the next thing she knew she was on top of Mount Everest."

"I've never laughed at anything any of you losers have posted here on this forum. It's sad as fuck."

"Still haven't cashed in my winning megamillions ticket...scared the $6 will make my friends treat me different"

"What do you call a huge pile of kittens? A meowntain!"

"Girls are like league of legends You put in time and money just to get fucked"

"On your MARK, get wet, RUFFALO."

"What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks"

"What did the cliff say to the landslide? Chalk to you later."

"My friend told me a joke about a TV controller. It wasn't remotely funny."