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Joke of the Day
"Trump getting elected after Obama was not what they meant by Orange is the New Black"
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"Sometimes I just like to surprise my liver and drink water."
"Did you here about that original joke? Neither did I."
"You know you are a Physics nerd when.... Yo mamma so fat she attracts black holes"
"Cheating is such an ugly way to put it. I like to think of it as outsourcing my sex life."
"What is Donald Trumps favorite album? The Wall"
"Friend told me that on her strict new diet, she eats each meal naked in front of a mirror. I said would you like to come over for dinner?"
"A friend and I got into a fight on a ski lift. It was an uphill battle."
"Anyone know how to fix a guardian angel, I think mine is broken."
"Do cannibals prefer red or white wine with dinner? They're not fussed, as long as it's full bodied."