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Joke of the Day
"If she calls me lazy again, I swear I'll get off this couch and go take a nap in bed."
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"100 Ways to contact me; 1. Call me. 2. Tweet me. 3. Txt me.... 95.Drums and smoke signals 100.Facebook"
"When an eel bites your thigh... ...as you're just swimming by that's a moray."
"When I was a kid I wanted to become a pirate, and sail the open seas. But instead, I just ended up downloading a lot of movies."
"A joke from the Future. *#58821*"
"Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? She saw the salad dressing."
"""Dear NASA... ...Your mom thought I was big enough"" -Pluto"
"If your wife is Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? A: The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros? Elephino. (You may have to sound it out.)"
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero"