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Joke of the Day
"What is created when you rub two oranges together? Pulp Friction"
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"Dog pissed about wearing cone after surgery. Dog spends night banging cone against walls, keeping human awake. Dog-1 Human-0"
"Hey girl are you a cool autumn breeze Because you make me wanna jacket"
"Honey you're like my GPS... I'd be lost without you."
"If your name is Willis then you automatically have no idea what the fuck you're talkin bout."
"Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ? Because it had a hole in the middle."
"What's the difference between a joke and a pussy There's a chance you might actually get a joke."