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Joke of the Day
"What is created when you rub two oranges together? Pulp Friction"
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"Never trust an atom They make up everything"
"Why are the landmarks in Paris quarantined? Because they are parasites"
"What do you get if you drink too much Gin? A double Gin"
"Engineering students are always confused by women... ....why do the ones with the most streamlined bodies put up the most resistance?"
"What happened when a heart robs a bank? It gets put under cardiac arrest."
"Which is worse, ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care."
"On the 5th day, god was hungover & didn't feel up to much so he created worms, shoelaces & spaghetti, then punched out just after 1pm."
"[Dollar Store Interview] ""What are your qualifications?"" [Slides over a dollar] ""Cashier job is yours"" [Slides $2] ""Welcome to Management"""
"What food, when consumed by a female, causes a complete loss of desire? Wedding cake."