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Joke of the Day
"Amputees can be pretty stubborn. You've really got to hand it to them."
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"You wanna hear a joke? Women's rights"
"How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? YOU DON'T KNOW MAN!!!! YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!"
"Is this cat saying Meow or Mao? Cause I'm not keepin some commie cat"
"What do most people do when they see a python ? They re-coil !"
"What do you get when you cross pickle & deer? Dildo."
"Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff? He wanted to try out his new air brakes."
"Do you want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in the mud. You wanna hear a clean joke? Jimmy had a bath with bubbles. You wanna hear another dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door."
"Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge? Because he didn't truss it."
"Yeah, bro. I train and I lift... ...It's easier to get to work that way than to bike and to stairs."