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Joke of the Day
"Jesus Saves ... and Esposito scores on the rebound!"
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"What kind of ship never sinks? A dictatorship. *sobs*"
"A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other. You see he was $15 in arrears."
"How do sharks like their steak? Whale-done :)"
"My friend just joined a reggae band playing the triangle, he says it's easy... All he has to do is stand at the back 'n' ting."
"If the cup is only half full, I suggest buying a smaller bra."
"Somewhere a guitarist sets down his instrument, pours gas on it, & lights it ablaze while Miley Cyrus naked on a wrecking ball shoots to #1."
"Somewhere in a parallel universe, I hope there's a giant dog with a tiny woman in her purse."
"What do Crocs and getting a bj by a dude have in common? They both feel fantastic till you look down and realize you're gay."
"What did the kid ask the Pirate? Kid asks, ""Where are your buccaneers?"" Pirate replies, ""They're under my Buccan Hat!"""