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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about the curator of the Slavic History exhibit? He's forever Russian around, Czeching that everything gets Polished"

"I thought I stepped on a Lego, but thankfully, it was just a rusty old nail."

"Chuck Norris can live on the dark Side of the moon............naked"

"The Terminator would have been better if they'd cast Jim Parsons. ""Bazinga"" is so much better than ""I'll be back."""

"Bernie Sanders If I had a nickel for every time a redditor posted about something Bernie Sanders, I'd be the kind of person he is always smearing. A BILLIONAIRE!"

"What's the difference between a tea bag and England? A tea bag stays longer in a cup."

"Sitting in the back of a police car ""Excuse me, could I have the AUX chord, please?"""

"I'm Japanese. I took my Viagra this morning. .. Now I'm ready for erection day."

"Petting my dog with a spatula cause I'm too lazy to reach and he is too lazy to move closer Why is there a spatula in my room?"

"I got hit in the head with a can of soda today I'm lucky though it was a soft drink"