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Joke of the Day
"How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb? 1/3"
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"Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is in the news. He claims he found a way to bring in $50 million for Toronto. America will pay him to take Justin Bieber back."
"How can people get engaged after dating less than a year? You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker"
"In 2009, it cost approximately 53,000 dollars to fly a troop to Iraq, and nearly double that to fly them back. Probably because of all the extra baggage."
"What's the opposite of the constitution? The prostitution."
"A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar - The bartender looks up and says 'get the fuck out of here!'"
"Why did the monster go into hospital? To have his ghoul-stones removed."
"What is Gordon Ramsay's favourite film? It's fucking Frozen."
"""If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything."" Bill Cosby"
"What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen? Linoleum blownapart."