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Joke of the Day

"After failing my first 2 exams, I just got an A on my third Anatomy exam... the answers were inside me the entire time"

"Why is paper money more valuable than coins? When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -"

"The harder you slam the door walking out on an argument ...the more likely you have to go back inside for your car keys."

"Why do people from Finland who lack passports never win? ...they can't cross the Finnish line!"

"I was watching porn when an ad popped up. It said, ""Want a bigger penis??"" I thought, ""Yes. That's why I'm watching porn."""

"I once entered ten puns in a comedy competition hoping one would win. But, no pun in ten did."

"AMA Request: Kim Davis. I would like to hear her answer this question, for she seems uniquely qualified to do so: If a man and woman from Kentucky get a divorce, are they still brother and sister?"

"Me: We need to hire smarter people. HR: Why? Me: Is there someone smarter I can talk to about this? HR..."

"I'm so sick of gravity! It's really brining me down."

"I am in prison for something I didn't do I didn't pay my taxes"