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Joke of the Day

"Daughter text me from upstairs..come here and bring your glasses..that can only mean one thing...we are about to make fun of people on FB..."

"I was going to do the dishes but they weren't in the mood."

"What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? The Pokemon."

"My wife is much happier with a beer inside her. I just wish she'd drink it afterwards."

"How to make a girl furious in 2 steps... Step 1, take a picture of her Step 2, don't show it to her"

"How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? Because it comes out in conversation"

"My Grandmother always leaves long voicemails. Its 5 minutes of her talking and 10 minutes of her trying to hang up the phone."

"TIFU ...by posting this in the r/jokes subreddit."

"Adam and Eve are in the Garden of Eden... and they decide to bathe in the river. God shows up and sees Eve washing her vagina and shouts, ""No! Now all of the fish are going to smell like that!"""

"Idea: Pepperoni staples for when the cheese keeps sliding off your pizza"