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Joke of the Day

"What did the cake say to the knife? You want a piece of me?!?"

"Police officer: And what do you think you are doing on this road Dracula? Dracula: Looking for the main artery officer."

"I named my iPod ""The Titanic"" Oh look! It's syncing now."

"How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson? it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in."

"A historian and an economist are sitting on the porch of a nudist colony... The historian asks, ""Have you read Marx?"" The economist replies, ""Yes, I think it's the wicker chairs."""

"I recently bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."

"Two can dine... if we 69"

"I'm trying to not be horny all the time but it's hard"

"I once met a girl with twelve boobs. Sounds fake, dozen tit?"

"White Boards are... Remarkable."