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Joke of the Day
"Man, these hotcakes are selling like themselves."
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"I really hate the word ""subcutaneous."" Idk, for some reason it just gets under my skin."
"Want to spice things up? Look them right in the eyes and lick their fingers seductively. My dentist didn't appreciate it, but yours might."
"There are 0000 0010 people in the world..... Those who get it, and those who dont"
"Isis isn't cool... It's radical!"
"Walked past a hero turned to stone I guess the gods took him for granite"
"How do you weigh a hipster? In Instragramm"
"I left my wife for a bin man.... .... But he wouldn't take her"
"I thought I found a mass grave of snowmen. Until I realised it was a field of carrots."
"Sidebar rule: Reposts are allowed... ...and clear statement that you want to take credit for someone else's work."