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Joke of the Day

"There's two things I don't like about my sons new partner. He's black"

"What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire? ""Holy smoke!"""

"You guys wanna hear something really corny? Syrup."

"You have 2 coins that make 30 cents, one is not a nickle... One is a Quarter and the other is a nickle. I'll see myself out..."

"I keep nacho cheese handy so in case I start to lose an argument I can pour it on my head and say ""You're arguing with nachos, you idiot""."

"So I am not signing up for my company's 401K... There is no way I could ever run that far."

"I'm not racist, I have black friends. Or at least I did until my dad sold them."

"Viagra now comes in a liquid form, people in nightclubs have been putting drops of it in their eyes..... Apparently it makes them look hard."

"[Creation] God: *creates the crab Crab: ""wtf?"" God:""You're a crab"" Crab:""wtf?"" God:""Now go forth"" Crab: *walks sideways ""WTAF?!"""

"I like how commercials for gum seem to be predicting a cold, dystopian future where our survival depends on the freshness of our breath."