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Joke of the Day
"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkings after a house fire."
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"Why does a giraffe need such a long neck? Because its head is so far away from its body."
"Modi/Nawaz Sharif Nawaz Sharif to Modi: ""Congratualations on penetrating into Mars. Whats your next target?"" Modi: Uranus."
"My foot just fell asleep, I'm terrified that drunk white people will notice and start drawing moustaches and penis' on it. #ILoveYallReally"
"Everyone's making Mayan jokes Like there's no tomorrow!"
"I told the boys at the pub that the first thing I will do if I win the lottery is buy a couple of rounds... of ammunition to keep all you losers away."
"What do musicians get after they eat a candy bar? A wrapper."
"What's the most electronegative state? Fluorida!"
"What do you call a feline massage therapist? A cat scratcher."
"Kid wants to sit at table, isn't tall enough Me: WHERE ARE ALL THE PHONEBOOKS?! Him: U threw them out saying, who the hell uses phone books?"