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Joke of the Day
"Ever hear the one about the Chinese Godfather? He made him an offer he couldn't understand."
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"I've accepted that my brother is never paying back that money I loaned him... I've lost interest, and I'm just giving up on the principal."
"What do Sting and a prostitute have in common? They both stop sucking when the police show up."
"What's 50 Cent's new name? 50 Drachma."
"What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake? It's not your fault."
"What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common? They're both really high and have no access to water."
"I'd like to give a shout out to protons- for keeping our community positive."
"My girlfriend asked me: ""Reddit or me?"" Sometimes I miss her."
"What did the slutty interstate say to the porche? I got curbs!"
"""I wasn't that drunk!"" ""Dude, you congratulated a potato for getting a part in Toy Story."""