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Joke of the Day
"Ever hear the one about the Chinese Godfather? He made him an offer he couldn't understand."
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"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You wouldn't know. You weren't there..."
"Motstand ar meningslost. -Bjorn Borg"
"The man entered his home... and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house."
"A man walks into a zoo... The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu."
"What date is it today? 2nd April. Ha!! April fool!"
"This guy clicking his pen in Starbucks just got stabbed when I stabbed him."
"What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud."
"On the fifth day to election, the public gave to me... Five Gallup polls Four awful choices Three Trump Steaks Two more WikiLeaks And a cache of Clinton emails!"
"Smartphone owners are the bravest. They're not afraid of anything not even death. They can walk into any running truck without giving a damn"