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Joke of the Day
"Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron? Why not 17? What's stopping us?"
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"Today is the day I go back to the gym. Tomorrow is when I stop telling lies."
"My dog is disabled so I have to hold him up when he pees. Long story short, I'm getting really good at writing my name in the snow."
"[pharmacy] ""I'd like a refill for this bottle of pills"" PHARMACIST: Would you like childproof? ""No thanks, I already believe in children"""
"I'll sell my broken watch when the time is right."
"Q. What is the bigest pencil in the world? A. Pennsylvania"
"The sushi at my local deli is to die of."
"What do you call an epileptic puppy? Kibbles 'n Fits."
"A repost walks into a bar Bartender says ""shit, you again?!""."
"What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another? He experiences culture shock."