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Joke of the Day
"Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron? Why not 17? What's stopping us?"
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"I read an article about a stolen dog being reunited with its owner and it made me feel good to think maybe someone will steal my dog one day"
"Why Chinese vet never hungry? Dog have rice."
"How people think Brain: ""You're weird."" Body: ""and you're fat."" Face: ""plus you're pretty ugly"" Food: ""I'm here for you babe..."""
"I tried cooking with wine for the first time last night ...After 5 glasses I forgot why I was in the kitchen."
"Why did the Carpenters wife leave him? Because he was screwing around."
"I WANT TO LIVE! Patient:""Docter, I have only 30 seconds to live!"" Doctor:""I'll be with you in a minute."""
"An 8 year old and his uncle walk deep into the woods... The 8 year old turns to his uncle and says ""I'm scared."" The uncle responds "" you think your scared? I have to walk out of here alone!"""
"Joke How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag? Answer: you take the S out of Safe and the F out of way."
"Last Jew to win a Heisman Trophy? Fred Goldman"