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Joke of the Day
"""Ninja kills Mime"" Nobody heard about it"
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"A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and then his wife didn't speak to him for 6 months. It was part of the deal"
"So important your wife knows you're petting the dog when she hears you say ""you're getting a little chunky"""
"When's the best time to procrastinate? Later."
"What do you call a Bacon Lettuce Tomato sandwich at a gay pride parade? An LGBLT"
"Irony is lost on kleptomaniacs because they take everything literally."
"Rest in peace, boiling water. You shall be mist."
"How do you make an archaeologist blush? Give them a dirty tampon and ask them what period is this from."
"When my teacher wanted to see an example of a ringed molecule... I got my arsole out."
"So I went on r/news today.. [removed]"