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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I take out my headphones, walk to class, graduate college, get married, file for divorce, and then finish untangling my headphones"

"Did you hear about the new John Wayne toilet paper? It's ruff tuff, and takes shit from no one."

"What do you call a sick dictator? Kim Jong-ILL . . . . . Ill show myshelf out..."

"What is Batman's least favorite TV channel? The Family Channel."

"what did one mountain say to the other? meet you in the valley!"

"Did you hear that the coprophiliac Scotsman is engaged to be married? They're so cute together; apparently, it was love at first shite."

"I never scrape my back window so when I back out of parking spots I let Jesus decide if I'm gonna kill anyone"

"What do you call jokes on Reddit? Sit-down comedy"

"Some jokes on Mexicans can be funny, but a lot of the times they cross the border. ^^^^^OC ^^^^^but ^^^^^rephrased"

"I'm like the weatherman and all this snow lately... ...always telling them it's going to be 12 inches but really only giving them 2."