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Joke of the Day

"Why do farts smell? So the deaf can enjoy them."

"Today was a sad day - we had to pull the plug on my granpa cause I needed the outlet for my laptop"

"Did you hear about the paddle sale at the boat store? It was an oar deal!"

"What did one ethuastic Electrician say to the other sad Electrician? Don't feel bad, YOU CONDUIT!!!"

"I just read John F Kennedy's biography The end was mind blowing"

"They say physicists like to work with harmonic oscillation because it's the only problem they can solve. That's not exactly true, but it is a good approximation."

"Need help with your math homework? Visit mcdonalds.com/careers"

"a friend told me how electricity was measured and i was like watt"

"Petulant: (defn.) a cat or dog you let a friend borrow"

"Confidence should never be confused with arrogance. Arrogance is spelled way differently."