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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a little boy cry twice when your finished wipe your dick on his favourite teddy bear"

"I was going to make a dick joke, but it's harder than I thought."

"*pretty girl walks by and doesn't make eye contact* She must be intimidated that I manage a fantasy football team that is 8-1"

"Gravity walks into a bar in space And shit goes **down**"

"complaining about your wife's stories will result in having to sit through her story about the time you complained about her stories"

"Take your girl camping and your relationship will become more in tents. Not Sorry."

"I take my women like I take my coffee. Really hot and all over my crotch while I'm driving."

"A neutron walks into a bar and asks the barman ""hey how much for a drink?"" The barman replies ""For you, no charge"" Bazinga!"

"So a Priest says to a Rabbi.... ""Hey, we should go fuck those kids..."" and the Rabbi says: ""Outta what?"""

"What do you say to a naked pig? ""I never sausage a body."""