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Joke of the Day
"Disabled toilets. Ironically, the only toilet stalls big enough to run around in."
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"What's the worst thing to hear after giving head to Willie Nelson? I'm not Willie Nelson."
"I'm pretty sure if dogs could talk their most common phrase would be ""Are you going to eat that?"""
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 eight 9. That's right; That's the punchline."
"My middle finger gets a boner when i think of you"
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"""Well boy,"" I yell to my dog, seated in the basket of my pushbike as we plummet to the rocks below, ""naming you E.T. clearly wasn't enough."""