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Joke of the Day
"I don't have a girlfriend.... I just know a few people who would get mad if I said that."
Next Joke
"Why cant Mexicans smoke joints? They aint ever got any papers"
"What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg? The egg gets laid!"
"So I went to my Hipster drug dealer last night... He gave me an instagram"
"Sometimes, distance maketh the heart less likely to be stabbed"
"So Obama's leaving, and Trump is going into office I orange really is the new black."
"""Sir, you cannot fish here!"" ""Don't worry, I'm just teaching my worm to swim."""
"The best way to tell someone you don't like them is to text them 370HSSV 0773H and tell them to read it upside down."
"Ever meet one of these people that makes everything a competition? I've met more."
"I hope Jeb Bush wins the primaries Then takes Dick Cheney as his running mate. There campaign slogan would be ""same dick, new bush."""