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Joke of the Day

"The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which was the board."

"Did you hear about the man with five penises? His pants fit like a glove!"

"What do you call a gay quadriplegic? A tomato. It's a vegetable that's a fruit!"

"I've decided to fight my addiction I'm not posting on reddit until next year"

"How did Mace die in Star Wars? Through the Windu"

"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Choked"

"How was copper wire created? Two Jews found the same penny."

"What do you call a midget in a Mental Asylum? I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy"

"Did you hear that they exhumed the body of John Lennon? All they found was a dead beetle..."

"How do you starve a black guy? Put his food stamps in his work boots"