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Joke of the Day

"KNOCK KNOCK... Who's there? Kicks! Kicks who? Kicks Ronda Rousey for the Knock out!"

"If someone with multiple personalities threatens to commit suicide... is it a hostage situation?"

"Have you heard the one about the jellyfish? It's a real no-brainer."

"I'm sick and tired of people telling me to turn off lights to save the environment. I tried it once and I killed a cyclist."

"How do you find Illuminati's secret hideout? You triangulate their position!"

"2001 called... They want their towers back"

"You know your getting old when ... Rough sex is fighting for the bottom."

"What happens when you eat fireworks? Your hair comes out in bangs."

"DO NOT expect a ""Bless You"" after your 3rd sneeze. Get that shit under control."

"In light of Google becoming Alphabet, Gmail will be replaced with ""Alpha Mail."""