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Joke of the Day

"What makes a barbershop quartet sound so amazing? They're on the cutting edge of musical innovation."

"People who talk about me behind my back discussed me."

"Where do you send Jewish kids with Attention Deficit Disorder? Concentration camp."

"Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales? Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips..."

"Did you hear about the awesome new Corey Hart cover of Sunglasses at Night? By Stevie Wonder."

"Her:""What do you do?"" Me:""I teach astronomy."" Her:""OMG!! I'm a Sagitarius! Can you see my future?"" Me:""Yes, you'll go home alone tonight."""

"An old joke I learnt [Clean] A peanut was stuck on the tracks His heart was all a flutter A train came down the track *Choo Choo!* Peanut butter."

"A son walks up to his dad and tells him: ""Dad, did you know in other countries you don't know who your wife is until you get married?"" His dad replies: ""It's like that everywhere son."""

"What did Charles Darwin name his book about food? *On the Origin of Feces*"

"News: Trump inauguration met with record high temperatures. 451 degrees Fahrenheit."