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Joke of the Day

"Like all great artists, Drake will reach a tipping point in his career And follow Snoop Lion's footsteps and reincarnate himself as Dragon."

"When the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show comes on the TV. So do I."

"What do you call a sad cancer patient? Chemo-sobby (kemosabe)"

"My girlfriend bet me a blow job that I couldn't go the whole day without making a period joke. I said, ""You're on."""

"Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware store? He was looking for a tight seal."

"A guitarist was sent to jail for fingering a minor"

"Today I saw Flash walking by, on the street. He must really be a shitty flash."

"You seem like the kind of person who always tried to open the wrong side of the milk carton in grade school."

"When a man falls asleep next to me, I like to sniff his arm pit. Then he usually gets mad, I have to ride a different bus, it's a big mess."

"What's yellow and lives off dead beetles? Yoko Ono. --------------- The Beatles have reformed and have brought out a new album. It's mostly drum and bass."