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Joke of the Day

"What's yellow and lives off dead beetles? Yoko Ono. --------------- The Beatles have reformed and have brought out a new album. It's mostly drum and bass."

"I burned my hand on the stove. On the bright side, now I have a black girlfriend."

"How do you fix a broken website? With stick e-tape."

"What do you call an elevator full of white people? A box of crackers."

"A Ginger's skin goes... ""YOU... SHALL NOT... TAAAANNN!!"""

"*gets stabbed ""Omg that knife was clean right??"""

"Why would Rip Van Winkle make a good janitor? Because he swept for 20 years."

"What's Bill Clinton's drug of choice? Blow."

"All the letters of the alphabet line up in front of a prostitute A says, ""Alpha queue""."

"If I had a penny every time someone said I had OCD... I'd have 3791 pennies."