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Joke of the Day
"I'll never be friends with the girl who brings a bottle of sparkling water to the gym."
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"Behind every great man... ...is a very surprised mother-in-law."
"Most women would be happy to be woken up on their birthday with breakfast in bed, flowers and 20 minutes of great oral sex! But Oh no! Not my sister!"
"I heard it took at least two elephants to make the keys on my antique piano I had no idea they were capable of such delicate work."
"What's long, dark, hard and grotesque but very satisfying to beat? Bloodborne"
"I always get worried when I hear Chris Brown has a new hit out. I bet it's an uppercut"
"eer booze and fun!' 'A hotdog walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender replies ""Sorry we don't serve food here""."
"What did the 0 say to the 8? ... Hey, nice belt.."
"Instead of washing your hands after going to the toilet Just give your cock a good clean in the morning. Badly remembered Jimmy Carr joke."
"Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There's no need to remind him every six months about it."