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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? A porcupine has its pricks on the outside."
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"How long after walking into someone's house is it acceptable to ask for their WiFi password?"
"What are those small bumps around women's nipples? It's Braille for ""Suck Here"""
"Was that pun intended? Nope, unintended."
"What if ""baby daddy"" meant a father who was actually a very small baby? A little baby dad. Baby Dad, coming this fall to ABC Wednesday night"
"It's hard to tell a joke to Thieves... They always take things, literally."
"My best friend's marriage is such an inspiration. As a reminder that there are worse things than dying alone."
"Dark Humor is like food Not everyone gets it"
"What did the squirrel say when he looked up the woman's dress? What a Cunt, got no Nuts."
"Why do you never find elephants hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it."