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Joke of the Day

"It's great how you have legs that can take you away from a conversation when you don't feel like listening to people anymore"

"What pick-up line works 100% of the time? Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

"When I was 18, I wanted to buy a brand new motorbike, but my mother forbid it. She explained that she had a brother who died in a motorbike crash when he was 18, and so I could have his instead."

"*Cute girls approaches* ""You keep glancing over here, so I thought I'd come make the first move"" *Panics* *Starts making car alarm sounds*"

"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!"

"What's the difference between art and junk? A plaque."

"How did the geometry teach kill himself? He used a hypote-""noose"""

"Why do white girl groups only walk together in odd numbers? Because they can't even"

"As we enter 2015, it's refreshing to see that racism no longer exists in the US. Black people can now be anything they want to be As long as it's the President or shot."

"Hate the political process, not the politicians. Nah, who the f*#k am I kidding? Hate those politicians!"